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Soccer and the War in Iraq
I was listening yesterday to one of my favorite conservative radio talk show hosts, Al Rantel, who is gay by the way, on KFI in Los Angeles. He discussed a parallel between the signing of David Beckham for the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, with a 250 million dollar contract, and the war in Iraq. Al's point was that people in the U.S. are getting all excited about Beckham coming here and being able to "bend" things (Bend It Like Beckham) enough to make soccer a major sport in America. Al was scoffing at this, saying that soccer will never be big here. Trying to remake America into a soccer-loving country will never happen.Making a Silk Purse from a Sow's Ear
He declared the same kind of thing can be said about Iraq. We, the United States, are trying to remake the Iraqis into behaving civilly, and this too will never happen. They've been butchering themselves for centuries, and the only thing that has ever brought "tranquility" there has been brutal dictators like Saddam Hussein who were more brutish than the populace.
Saddam was able to terrorize the barbarians of Iraq into a relatively peaceful existence. Al was apologetic for having to say such a thing about a people, but he explained we had to face reality. Instead of taking advantage of the opportunity for peace there, the Shias and Sunnis are drilling holes in each other's heads, chopping off arms, and putting out eyes. It is truly barbaric.
Super Bowl versus the World Cup
Al has a point on both issues. America loves football, basketball, and baseball. Nothing tops the Super Bowl, the NBA playoffs, and the World Series.
America does not love soccer, and despite the influx of all those illegals, soccer remains and will remain a second-tier sport here, forever. More people will buy tickets to see the Galaxy for a while, but that interest will peter out quickly. Not many people will be watching the World Cup.
The only time America got excited about soccer was when our sexy girls won the FIFA Women's World Cup in 1999, with the beautiful world-class forward Mia Hamm, and the sexy defender Brandi Chastain, who, after she kicked the winning penalty shot for the U.S. win against China, joyously ripped her top off, revealing bare skin and her black sports bra. We were truly rooting for the girls, as they were not just cute, but talented. Interest in men's and women's soccer in America has waned since then. The Beckham Hype
David Beckham himself is partly a hype-job. He was recently removed as the captain for the British national team, and he sat mostly on the bench for his last team, Real Madrid. He's kind of like the equivalent of tennis star Anna Kournikova, a pretty boy, with a pretty wife, Posh Spice, former member of the pop singing group Spice Girls, with great advertising value but questionable soccer skills.
Once a Barbarian?
Likewise, no matter what we do, no matter the opportunities for peace, the Iraqis, and the Palestinians I might add, may never opt for peace, and may forever opt for barbarism. I'm sorry to have to agree with Al, but I need to face reality. This is not to say that all Muslims are barbaric. After all, Egypt made peace with Israel, and Jordan has been civilized, and many other Muslim countries too, like Dubai, and Lebanon for the most part. But there are pockets of barbarism that persist—namely Iraq, and Palestine, among others. I wish this were not true.
Make my Life; Prove me Wrong
At the moment, though, I remain pessimistic. This does not negate my judgment that going into Iraq was a good thing. Getting rid of the dangerous tyrant Saddam Hussein was a plus for the world, regardless of the Iraqis squandering this opportunity. All I can say is, prove me wrong Palestine. Prove me wrong, Iraq. I'd love for you to do it.
A Black Bra, Bend It for a While, then the Real Stuff
As for soccer, forget it, I'm watching the Super Bowl, unless you bring me another Hamm, Chastain and friends club. I'll watch Beckham once or twice, and then turn to one of the other real sports.
Send Beckham to Iraq
Hey, I got it! Iraqi's love soccer. Send Beckham to Iraq with his gorgeous wife, and maybe that will get the Iraqis thinking about something other than violence. Then, maybe Americans would start to watch soccer too!
Rock
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