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Soccer and the War in Iraq

Making a Silk Purse from a Sow's Ear
He declared the same kind of thing can be said about Iraq. We, the United States, are trying to remake the Iraqis into behaving civilly, and this too will never happen. They've been butchering themselves for centuries, and the only thing that has ever brought "tranquility" there has been brutal dictators like Saddam Hussein who were more brutish than the populace.
Saddam was able to terrorize the barbarians of Iraq into a relatively peaceful existence. Al was apologetic for having to say such a thing about a people, but he explained we had to face reality. Instead of taking advantage of the opportunity for peace there, the Shias and Sunnis are drilling holes in each other's heads, chopping off arms, and putting out eyes. It is truly barbaric.
Super Bowl versus the World Cup
Al has a point on both issues. America loves football, basketball, and baseball. Nothing tops the Super Bowl, the NBA playoffs, and the World Series.
America does not love soccer, and despite the influx of all those illegals, soccer remains and will remain a second-tier sport here, forever. More people will buy tickets to see the Galaxy for a while, but that interest will peter out quickly. Not many people will be watching the World Cup.


The Beckham Hype
David Beckham himself is partly a hype-job. He was recently removed as the captain for the British national team, and he sat mostly on the bench for his last team, Real Madrid. He's kind of like the equivalent of tennis star Anna Kournikova, a pretty boy, with a pretty wife, Posh Spice, former member of the pop singing group Spice Girls, with great advertising value but questionable soccer skills.
Once a Barbarian?
Likewise, no matter what we do, no matter the opportunities for peace, the Iraqis, and the Palestinians I might add, may never opt for peace, and may forever opt for barbarism. I'm sorry to have to agree with Al, but I need to face reality. This is not to say that all Muslims are barbaric. After all, Egypt made peace with Israel, and Jordan has been civilized, and many other Muslim countries too, like Dubai, and Lebanon for the most part. But there are pockets of barbarism that persist—namely Iraq, and Palestine, among others. I wish this were not true.
Make my Life; Prove me Wrong
At the moment, though, I remain pessimistic. This does not negate my judgment that going into Iraq was a good thing. Getting rid of the dangerous tyrant Saddam Hussein was a plus for the world, regardless of the Iraqis squandering this opportunity. All I can say is, prove me wrong Palestine. Prove me wrong, Iraq. I'd love for you to do it.
A Black Bra, Bend It for a While, then the Real Stuff
As for soccer, forget it, I'm watching the Super Bowl, unless you bring me another Hamm, Chastain and friends club. I'll watch Beckham once or twice, and then turn to one of the other real sports.
Send Beckham to Iraq
Hey, I got it! Iraqi's love soccer. Send Beckham to Iraq with his gorgeous wife, and maybe that will get the Iraqis thinking about something other than violence. Then, maybe Americans would start to watch soccer too!
Rock
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Sunni Muslims
Ejaj Alam - a small-time civil contractor in his mid-30s - provides the answer: he has decided to re-name his three-year-old son. Instead of being called Majhar Alam, Mr. Alam has opted to call the boy Saddam Hussein in honour of the former Iraqi leader who was executed on 30 December.
"God willing, one day our village will be full of Saddam Hussein's," says Ejaj Alam.
Stalin's and Lenin's in India
What is more, the child will not be the only Saddam Hussein in the neighborhood. There are more than 20 other Saddam Hussein's in Lakhanow alone. Local people say there are more than 100 Saddam Hussein's in 27 adjoining villages dominated by mostly Sunni Muslims. There is even a family with one son called Saddam Hussein and a younger sibling called Osama Bin Laden.
And, now after the recent high profile and much photographed execution of the Iraqi leader, the villagers of Lakhanow have decided to name all the newborn baby boys after him.
"George Bush can hang one Saddam Hussein but we will create an army of Saddam Hussein's. Let him come to our village and see how Saddam Hussein can never be executed," local leader Ayub Khan said.
There is no talk here of the former Iraqi leader's appalling human rights record, no mention of the people he murdered and no references to his numerous "miscalculations". All that is brushed aside by the Saddam Hussein personality cult.
Close to the village is the only private school, Dini Academy, where almost 100 Saddam Hussein's come to read, write and know more about the former Iraqi leader.
"It was during the Gulf War we came to know about the bravery and valour of the Iraqi president who mustered courage to defy American diktats," Mr Nizamuddin said.
On the day of the execution, all the Saddam Hussein's of the area congregated in the village mosque to pray for his soul.
Then they staged a procession and burnt effigies of George Bush.
But there is one problem in having so many Saddam Hussein's, says villager Mohammed Hassan Abbas.
"In the playground we have Saddam Hussein running after Saddam Hussein, behind Saddam Hussein who is ahead of Saddam Hussein but too far from Saddam Hussein... it can all get a little confusing," he said.
Clash of Civilizations
This is an example of the fact that we are truly engaged in a clash of civilizations. The mentality in some parts of the world is so alien to our Western civilization as to seem like it comes from Mars or Pluto, or from a not-so-parallel universe.
One thing that stands out is that they, as opposed to Western countries, are heavily into groupthink. They dress, act, and talk alike; believe en masse in the same things; and speak with one voice about such things as hatred for America. When they get in a group, they chant in unison and display universal hatred for the demons of the West.
Dealing with Other Cultures
I despise cultures like this, as they seem so inhuman to me, and as I admire the individuality of the Western persona.
Still, these kinds of cultures abound, and I, and we, must deal with them. Hatred, I know, is not the answer. Neither, though, is fear. I don't think it is moral or courageous for us to be afraid of them, and so avoid doing what we must do in the world. Regardless of whose feelings get hurt, we must defeat the Saddam Hussein's of the world.
On the other hand, I think we in the West do make a mistake when we don't at least try to understand these cultures.
Cultural Naiveté
One of our problems in countries like Iraq is that we are culturally naïve. We don't understand their system of tribal leadership and so on. So any war effort is doomed to fail, because we don't really have a feel for how things work there. It seems like we did a better job with this in Afghanistan.